Two and a Half Men - S08E01 - Season 8, Episode 1
Air Date: 2010-09-20 21:00:00 GMT-5 +DST
Episode #: Season 8 Episode 1 (08x01)
Episode #: Season 8 Episode 1 (08x01)
Two and a Half Men - S07E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 22 (07x22)
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster
Gueststars: Stacy Keach, John Amos, Joel McKinnon Miller
Rating:
(8.0)Summary: Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party. (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E21 - Gumby with a Pokey
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 21 (07x21)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, David Richardson
Gueststars: Martin Mull, Ronobir Lahiri, Katherine Lanasa, Ming Na, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Rachel Cannon, Aja Evans, Magdalena Holland, Rebecca McFarland, Katy Mixon, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Missi Pyle, Rena Sofer, Nayo K. Wallace, Jennifer C. Sparks, Robert Clotworthy, ZZTop
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past, (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E20 - I Called Him Magoo
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 20 (07x20)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Elizabeth Ho, Graham Patrick Martin
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience," (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 19 (07x19)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
Gueststars: Courtney Thorne-Smith
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 18 (07x18)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E17 - I Found Your Moustache
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 17 (07x17)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 16 (07x16)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre , Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea. (source: CBS)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 15 (07x15)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 14 (07x14)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Alan finds himself in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be attracted to the lawyer who takes the case. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E13 - Yay, No Polyps!
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 13 (07x13)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 12 (07x12)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: In order to try to get his ex-girlfriend back, Jake decides to write her a love song. Meanwhile, Herb and Alan try to hide their secret friendship from Judith. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S07E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 11 (07x11)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Carl Reiner
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie gives Jake a lesson in the art of infidelity when Jake's girlfriend goes away for Christmas. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 10 (07x10)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
Rating:
(8.1)Summary: Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 9 (07x09)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Jim Patterson
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Alan searches for a way to cure his baldness, while Charlie worries that he can't satisfy Chelsea. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 8 (07x08)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Tricia Helfer, Robert Clotworthy
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Chelsea invites her college roommate to stay at the house after she has a bad break up. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E07 - Untainted by Filth
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 7 (07x07)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Alan and Charlie both wake up next to a strange woman, leading them to try to figure out what had happened the night before. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E06 - Give Me Your Thumb
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 6 (07x06)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E05 - For the Sake of the Child
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 5 (07x05)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 4 (07x04)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E03 - Mmm, fish. Yum.
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 3 (07x03)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 2 (07x02)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Mark Roberts
Rating:
(7.0)Summary: When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S07E01 - 818-jklpuzo
Episode #: Season 7 Episode 1 (07x01)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Will Sasso, Eddie Van Halen
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Charlie is forced to make a decision between his fiance, Chelsea, and an old flame, Mia. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E24 - Baseball with Better Steroids
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 24 (06x24)
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: After hearing Mia is back in town, Charlie begins questioning his relationship with Chelsea. Meanwhile, Charlie, Alan and Herb rush Judith to the hospital when she goes into labor. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 23 (06x23)
Director: Mark Roberts
Writer: Don Foster, Sid Youngers
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: As Alan and Chelsea bond, Charlie uses the free time to do the things that he likes to do on his own. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 22 (06x22)
Director: Jon Cryer
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Gueststars: Jennifer Bini Taylor, J.D. Walsh
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 21 (06x21)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jennifer Bini Taylor, James Edson
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 20 (06x20)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Meagen Fay, Jennifer Bini Taylor
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Evelyn and Chelsea meet for the first time, and Charlie wants to make sure they never become friends. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E19 - The Two Finger Rule
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 19 (06x19)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Michael Clarke Duncan, Tinashe Kachingwe, Jennifer Bini Taylor
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E18 - My Son's Enormous Head
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 18 (06x18)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Martin Mull, Jennifer Bini Taylor
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take car of her, he must fight the urge to leave. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E17 - The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 17 (06x17)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Jane Lynch, Jennifer Bini Taylor, James Edson
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Charlie admits to Chelsea that he is in love with her, but the response he receives is not what he had expected. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 16 (06x16)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Diora Baird (Wanda), Jennifer Taylor (Chelsea)
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie panics when he has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 15 (06x15)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Jane Lynch, Jennifer Bini Taylor
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie finds himself in couples counseling (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 14 (06x14)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Carol Kane, Kelly Stables, John Carney
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan begins to believe that his family doesn't appreciate him, leading him to move in with Melissa and her mother. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E13 - I Think You Offended Don
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 13 (06x13)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Ryan Stiles, Iqbal Theba
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Judith learns she is pregnant, and Alan, after their one-night stand, worries that he might be the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a bad mood and Charlie is convinced he knows why. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 12 (06x12)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Carol Kane, Kelly Stables, Emily Rose, Lillian Adams, Robert Clotworthy
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Charlie and Jake battle for the attention of a hot waitress. Meanwhile, Alan and his receptionist fight their sexual tension. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E11 - The Devil's Lube
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 11 (06x11)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Emilio Estevez, James Earl Jones
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie re-examines his lifestyle when an old friend, who led a similar life, passes away. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 10 (06x10)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Jon Polito, Kelly Stables
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E09 - The Mooch At The Boo
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 9 (06x09)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Bellamy Young
Rating:
(8.0)Summary: Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E08 - Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 8 (06x08)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Don Foster
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 7 (06x07)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E06 - It's Always Nazi Week
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 6 (06x06)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Mark Roberts; Don Foster; Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E05 - A Jock Strap In Hell
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 5 (06x05)
Director: Jean Sagal
Writer: Don Foster; Eddie Gorodetsky; Susan Beavers; Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Alicia Witt
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 4 (06x04)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Kelly Stables
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 3 (06x03)
Director: Jean Sagal
Writer: Mark Roberts; Don Foster; Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E02 - Pie Hole, Herb
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 2 (06x02)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky; Susan Beavers; Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Ryan Stiles, Lisa Jay
Rating:
(8.1)Summary: Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S06E01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode #: Season 6 Episode 1 (06x01)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn; Jim Patterson; Don Foster; Chuck Lorre; Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Martin Mull; Aaron Refvem; Meeghan Holaway; Brendan Patrick Conner
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie runs into a former girlfriend who's so looks a lot like he does. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 19 (05x19)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts
Gueststars: Susan Blakely, Rib Hillis, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Virginia Williams
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 18 (05x18)
Director: Jon Cryer
Writer: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Jack Plotnick, Susan Blakely, Coby Ryan McLaughlin
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 17 (05x17)
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Carol Mendelsohn, Naren Shankar, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky
Gueststars: Jenny McCarthy, George Eads, Jamie Rose, Dan Cole, John Burke, Michael Lowry, Ping Wu, Brett Wagner, Hope Allen, Carrie Reichenbach, Nakia Syvonne, Hollie Stenson, Nicole Malgarini
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which airs in CSI time slot. Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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Two and a Half Men - S05E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 16 (05x16)
Director: Joel Zwick
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jenny McCarthy, Steve Tom, Robert Wagner
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Alan works to plan Evelyn's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie has a fling with his future step-sister. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 15 (05x15)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Jen Lilley, Anastasia Roark, Mikki Padilla, Keena Ferguson, Clint Carmichael, Andrea Bogart, Barry Livingston, Alison Shanks, Jennifer Lee Keyes
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 14 (05x14)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Kathryn Gordon, Jamison Haase, Hayley Erin, Carrie Reichenbach
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E13 - The Soil is Moist
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 13 (05x13)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Jessica Tuck
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 12 (05x12)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Cerina Vincent, Sun Park
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E11 - Meander To Your Dander
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 11 (05x11)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Sandra Dee Robinson, Kimberly Quinn, Gracie Maddox, Eve Gordon
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 10 (05x10)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson
Gueststars: Justine Eyre, Laura McLauchlin
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 9 (05x09)
Director: Jean Sagal
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Robert Wagner, Jenny McCarthy
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 8 (05x08)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Richard Kind, Ion Overman, Tina Morasco, Lexi Jourden, Kate Luyben, Gregg Marx
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E07 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 7 (05x07)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Robert Wagner, Simone Kessell
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 6 (05x06)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Ming-Na, Richard V. Licata, Jeanine Giovanni
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 5 (05x05)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster, Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Ming-Na, Michael Kelly, Ernie Grunwald, Matt McKenzie
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Alan discovers that Charlie hasn't had a paid gig for months and finds way to cut back on the expenses and earn a bit of extra cash. Charlie meets Linda's son and ends up spending a day with him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E04 - City of Great Racks
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 4 (05x04)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster
Gueststars: Anna Graves, Ming-Na
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 3 (05x03)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Kurt Scholler, J.J. Rodgers, Paige Peterson, Jud Taylor, Kimberly Quinn, Ming-Na
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 2 (05x02)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Janeane Garofalo (Sharon), Jennifer O'Dell (Margaret), Holly King (Mitzi), Michael Potter (Man's voice)
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Episode #: Season 5 Episode 1 (05x01)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Brian Turk, Kris Iyer
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 24 (04x24)
Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Robert Wagner
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: Charlie and Alan confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's boyfriend takes them to Vegas for the weekend. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 23 (04x23)
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Enrique Iglesias (Fernando), Rachel Cannon (Chloe)
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie loses his latest girl to his young, handsome handyman, which causes Charlie to set out to prove he is not getting old. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 22 (04x22)
Director: Jon Cryer
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
Gueststars: Doug Mitchell (Jim), Andrea Savage (Lena), Joel Murray (Petey)
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Charlie takes Jake to the track, and a chance bet lands Jake a windfall. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the DMV. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E21 - Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 21 (04x21)
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jane Lynch ( Dr. Freeman) , Kay Panabaker (Sophie), Matt Roth (Greg)
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Alan becomes friends with Greg, a single gay dad, which leads both Alan and Charlie to examine their own sexuality. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on Greg's daughter, Sophie. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2)
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 20 (04x20)
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Avner Garbi, Bob Rumnock, Diedre Lovejoy, Judy Greer
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan gets Jake ready for Judith's wedding. Meanwhile, Charlie continues to have a fling with Herb's sister. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 19 (04x19)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Ryan Stiles, Sara Erikson, Judy Greer, Ryan Stiles
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: While Judith and Herb prepare to get married, Charlie finds himself attracted to Herb's sister. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 18 (04x18)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Gueststars: Frankie Jay Allison, Ben Hermes
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: When Alan realizes that Jake will be grown in no time, he tries to bond with his son. Meanwhile, Kandi decides to become an actress. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 17 (04x17)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson
Gueststars: Lee Garlington, Austin Lee, Tony Tripoli, Wayne Wilderson
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Evelyn feels bad for a friend who had no mourners at her funeral, but Alan and Charlie inform her that she is headed for a similar fate. However, instead of taking their advice and choosing to change, Evelyn opts to make them regret their comparison to her deceased friends. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 16 (04x16)
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X), Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Morgan Fairchild, Brooke D'Orsay, Molly Morgan, Lamont Thompson, Kris Iyer
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Charlie becomes insecure about his age and wants to prove that he can still keep up with young people. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E15 - My Damn Stalker
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 15 (04x15)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Lauren Rose Lewis, Andrea Lynn Silvers, Rebecca McFarland, Allison Janney
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Rose announces she is moving to London, causing Charlie to examine his true feelings for her. Meanwhile, Alan attempts online dating, but lies on his profile which attracts a woman who had also embellished on her profile. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 14 (04x14)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Carly Thomas, Deprise Brescia, Brooke Shields
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie's new neighbor seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 13 (04x13)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X), Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Sab Shimono
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mom and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mom and a sexual partner. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 12 (04x12)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Marco Sanchez, Sara Rue
Rating:
(6.6)Summary: Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E11 - Walnuts and Demerol
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 11 (04x11)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Susan Sullivan, Jessica Collins
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: On Christmas Eve, Charlie's lusty plans for his date are thwarted by guests who keep stopping by, especially Evelyn, who is determined to keep them apart for some unexplained reason. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 10 (04x10)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Katherine La Nasa, Christopher T. Wood, Carrie Stevens
Rating:
(6.6)Summary: Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 9 (04x09)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
Gueststars: Brendan Patrick Conner, Shon Little, Kevin Knight, Rachel Cannon, Danielle Bisutti
Rating:
(6.6)Summary: Alan's failure to ever pick up the check at dinner has Charlie at his wits end, especially after learning of his load of money he has stashed away. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E08 - Release the Dogs
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 8 (04x08)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
Gueststars: Shane Woodson, Stefan Umstead, Bruno Amato, Larry Cedar, John Pirruccello, Kelly King, Melanie Abramoff, Jane Lynch
Rating:
(6.5)Summary: Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 7 (04x07)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Sara Rue, Julianne Grossman, Treisa Gary, Andy Mackenzie
Rating:
(6.5)Summary: Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter, who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E06 - Apologies for the Frivolity
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 6 (04x06)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster, Mark Roberts (X), Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Brandon Killham, Andy Pessoa, Katherine La Nasa
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Charlie dates a woman whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 5 (04x05)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Ireesha
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 4 (04x04)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Maria Espada Pearce, Bill Prady
Gueststars: Michael Patrick McGill, Andr Ware, Christopher Neiman
Rating:
(6.5)Summary: Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 3 (04x03)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Robert Clotworthy, Brian Patrick Wade, Sammi Reed
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Charlie attempts to surf in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E02 - Who's Vod Kanockers
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 2 (04x02)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Natalie Denise Sperl, Steven Tyler
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S04E01 - Working for Caligula
Episode #: Season 4 Episode 1 (04x01)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Marisa Tayui, Mia Kelly, Katie Weaver, Sandra McCoy
Rating:
(5.8)Summary: Alan wins $500,000 but then finds out Kandi does not love him. A month later Alan is back living with Charlie, who has gone back to the bachelor life. Now, Alan feels he is an all time failure, and no one can cheer him up. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 24 (03x24)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster, Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Emmanuelle Vaugier
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Wedding bells loom as Charlie and Mia make wedding arrangements. But when their families meet, things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes the news of the engagement hard, and makes some interesting plans of her own. Additionally, there are questions as to where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married. Ultimately, Charlie and his bride-to-be end up deciding on a small ceremony in Vegas, where a wedding ultimately ensues. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 23 (03x23)
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Rating:
(6.6)Summary: When Charlie finds out that Mia is in town with her dance troupe and has invited him to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to convince Alan (and himself) that he's over her. After surprising Alan (and himself) by showing up, Charlie gets another surprise when Mia explains that she wants something personal from him -- his sperm. Shockingly, commitment-phobic Charlie responds by asking Mia for something as well. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 22 (03x22)
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Stephanie Brown, Ralph Cole Jr.
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: When a cute girl from Jake's school invites him to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes that he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had once taught him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 21 (03x21)
Director: Jerry Zaks
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Julia Campbell
Rating:
(6.5)Summary: Jake's teacher, Francine, calls in Alan and Judith to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his air-headed girlfriend, Kandi, Alan falls for Francine -- in a platonic way. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake prepare his audition song for the school musical, which he was forced to try out for by Alan and Judith. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 20 (03x20)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Alan is depressed that his hot young girlfriend, Kandi, has left him to go stay with his bitter ex-wife, Judith, who has brainwashed her against him. At the advice of Mandi, Kandi's mother, Alan goes to Judith's to try to win her back. Meanwhile, Kandi has set Judith up on a date with Andy, her father. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 19 (03x19)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Diane Delano, Gail O'Grady
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Charlie's not happy when he learns that Kandi has been living in sin with Alan in his house -- particularly since he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 18 (03x18)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: John Mendoza
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan ends up leasing her a new one. Charlie warns him to break things off with her, but when Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay Judith's alimony, Charlie is forced to cover for him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 17 (03x17)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Danielle Lewis, Dionne Hudson, Theresa Adams, Robert Clotworthy, J.D. Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Loren Lester
Rating:
(6.6)Summary: Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie. After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support -- until they get to know Archie. Meanwhile, Rose talks Charlie into giving relationship advice to her new beau, Gordon. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 16 (03x16)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Alitzah, Brian Thomas Smith, Susse Budde, Hugh Holub, Terry Shusta, J.D. Walsh
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan is having second thoughts about whether he should be dating a woman half his age and is mortified at the idea of introducing Kandi to Evelyn at Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie by changing her boyfriend to look almost like an exact copy. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E15 - My Tongue is Meat
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 15 (03x15)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jackie Debatin, J.D. Walsh
Rating:
(6.7)Summary: Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy lifestyle that Mia has introduced to their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly. When Mia busts him for lying, Charlie has to figure out if he's just whipped or truly in love. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 14 (03x14)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Rating:
(7.0)Summary: Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of finally consummating their relationship, but his path to the promised land is blocked when she finds out that he hasn't told his former paramours that he's in a committed relationship. Meanwhile, Alan starts dating Kandi, Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend, who is half his age. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 13 (03x13)
Director: Rob Schiller
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Rating:
(6.4)Summary: No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lost it when he confesses that they have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship. After a continuing series of chaste dates -- walking on the beach, visiting an art gallery, going bowling -- that end with Charlie frustrated at Mia's doorstep, he makes a proposal that threatens their burgeoning romance. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E12 - That Special Tug
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 12 (03x12)
Director: Rob Schiller
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Jane Lynch, Andrea Bendewald, Kelley West, Valerie Azlynn
Rating:
(5.8)Summary: Charlie and Alan drop Jake off at a friend's house and head out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him. Recognizing that desperate times call for desperate measures, Charlie begins seeing a therapist, ostensibly to learn how to cope with his brother's ever-increasing emotional instability. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 11 (03x11)
Director: Rob Schiller
Writer: Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Josie Davis
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Just in time for Christmas, Alan falls for Sandy, the teacher of his cooking class, and before long, she moves into the house, fattens the guys up with gourmet meals, drives Berta crazy with housekeeping tips, and generally turns all of their lives upside down with her unnatural pursuit of perfection. Charlie warns Alan that she's a "nester" and needs to be stopped before they reach a point of no return. Sandy turns out to be crazy for Santa. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 10 (03x10)
Director: Rob Schiller
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(6.5)Summary: Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed. After drowning his sorrow in many drinks, he has a life-changing epiphany and vows to a skeptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for validation from his mother and the other women in his life.
* This episode was previously titled "Castration and Scallops" (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 9 (03x09)
Director: Asaad Kelada
Writer: Susan Beavers, Jeff Abugov, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Alan strikes up a friendship with Charlie's wealthy and amorous neighbor, Norma, only to find himself on the defensive as she puts on a full-court press to win his affections. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to dissuade Jake from donating money to a televangelist. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 8 (03x08)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
After his romantic overtures toward an attractive ballet teacher, Mia, are rejected, Charlie will stop at nothing to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go out on a date with him. When he talks a reluctant Jake into taking her dance class to help his cause, his plan is derailed when Jake falls for her, too. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 7 (03x07)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster
Gueststars: Martin Sheen
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her father (guest star and father of Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen) comes to find out what Charlie plans for their future. But what happens when Evelyn shows up is very strange. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 6 (03x06)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan dislikes Isabella, Charlie's latest flame. Their rocky start spirals into suspicion of satanic rituals before an unexpeced turn of events scare Isabella off. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 5 (03x05)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X)
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: Charlie figures out his commitment issues are because of his unresolved issues with his mother. Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl he likes at school. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 4 (03x04)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Berta moves in with Charlie which causes Alan and Jake to move out when she starts butting in to things. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 3 (03x03)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 2 (03x02)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Jake gets suspended from school after he draws a picture of a girl in his class with huge breasts. Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter, while telling Charlie not to do anything but answer the phone. Charlie turns the place into a get rich quick scheme. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode #: Season 3 Episode 1 (03x01)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: After Alan falls off a ladder, Charlie ends up watching over him and Jake, which proves to be a harder task than he thought. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 24 (02x24)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Susan Beavers, Jeff Abugov
Gueststars: Orson Bean, Karen Trella, Patricia Bethune
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Jake must read what he did over the weekend as an essay to the class. The weekend consists of Charlie unknowingly sleeping with an elderly man's trophy wife over the weekend. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 23 (02x23)
Director: J.D. Lobue
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Christina Chambers, Catherine McCord
Rating:
(8.2)Summary: After learning that Jake spent his whole Spring Break at his other grandparents, Evelyn pressures Alan to have Jack spend more time with her. Alan is worried she will screw him up, like she did to him and Charlie. He agrees, though, and drops him off at her house. Alan meets a sexy woman at Charlie's favorite bar, which easily gets his mind off his son's bad time. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 22 (02x22)
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster, Mark Roberts (X)
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Evelyn buys Alan a new sports car if he goes on a double date with her, her new boyfriend and his daughter. Alan finds out that his mother and her boyfriend can't make it, leaving the two of them alone, when Alan finds out she has a few loose screws and she ends up stealing his new car, and ending up on a televised high-speed car chase. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 21 (02x21)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Evelyn reads that her second husband Harry had died. They all attend the funeral. Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" while Charlie is excited about the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is glad he can pay his respects to Harry. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 20 (02x20)
Director: Asaad Kelada, Jeff Abugov, Susan Beavers
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Dylan Minnette, Daniel Sheldon
Rating:
(7.0)Summary: When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose buts in the middle to try and help them out. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 19 (02x19)
Director: Gary Halvorson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jeri Ryan, James Edson
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor they end up at a cafe where they both bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Alan deicdes to ask her out after showing interest, but he can't get over the relationship she had with Charlie. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E18 - It Was Mame, Mom
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 18 (02x18)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Nick Toth, David Starzyk, Lucy Lawless, Dayna Devon
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric and he takes Alan pretending they are life partners. While there, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to get with her without Eric knowing. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 17 (02x17)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X)
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Ken Jeong, Helen Greenburg, Kristen Miller, Alicia Coppola
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Alan takes Charlie to the hospital where he hits on a doctor he didn't know he had past history with. Berta is fed up with the way Jake uses the bathroom so she makes him clean it until he learns. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 16 (02x16)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Alan and Charlie have to take care of Jake the whole week while Judith takes a vacation, which proves harder then they imagined. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 15 (02x15)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Suzanne Whang, Mark Chaet
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan gets worried about a minor medical procedure he is going to face, so Charlie decides to take him to Vegas to get his mind off it. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 14 (02x14)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Don Foster
Gueststars: Brian George, Bob Morrisey
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: After insulting the way Alan raises Jake, Alan and Charlie throw Evelyn out of the house. After ignoring her numerous phone calls, she feigns an emergency at the hospital which Aland and Charlie believe at first, until they catch her bluff. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 13 (02x13)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Magdalena Zielinska, Nicole Forester
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Judith's house (actually Alan's of course) gets damaged during an earthquake and needs a place to stay. Alan offers Charlie's house without his permission. Charlie agrees, although not happy at first. Alan gets jealous when she goes on a date and has Charlie find him one to show her he can date just like anyone else. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E12 - A Lungful of Alan
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 12 (02x12)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Paget Brewster
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Alan gets jealous when an old classmate who grew up to be a beautiful woman seems more interested in dating Charlie then himself. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 11 (02x11)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jennifer Taylor, Julie Dickens, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Ana Alexander
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie finds out about a website created by him that shows how evil he is to women. Charlie goes and tries to find out who made the site by apologizing to all of them. He finds it hard to track down the creator when all the women take the apology a lot better than he expects. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 10 (02x10)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Jake helps Charlie come up with the theme song for a children's television show which is based on one of Jake's favorite comic books. Alan finds out how smart and fun Rose is when he starts spending more time with her. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E09 - Yes, Monsignor
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 9 (02x09)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Denise Richards, Sam Sheen
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie leaves a date he can't stand and ends up at a coffee shop where he runs into his ex-girlfriend, Lisa. She has broken up with her husband and left with a child. He tries to convince her that he's okay with her having a child. Jake tries to reason with his father why he isn't doing too well in school. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 8 (02x08)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Jeff Abugov, Don Foster
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Kelley West
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan meets the girl of his dreams in Nancy, who fulfills all of his desires which forces Charlie to take care of Jake. Trouble stirs a few days later when Alan decides he wants to marry her. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 7 (02x07)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Don Foster
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Camryn Manheim
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to help set up and cater a party that their mother had talked them into throwing her. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 6 (02x06)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Eddie Gorodetsky
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Alan denies ever shoplifting a toy as a child and fears that he he might have a dark side to him. Charlie admits that he planted it so he wouldn't get in trouble from their mom. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E05 - Bad News from the Clinic
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 5 (02x05)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Jeff Abugov
Gueststars: Jeri Ryan, James Edson
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie meets somebody who can play hard to get better than he does, which makes him want her even more. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 4 (02x04)
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Jake loves his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, and won't stop talking about him, which bugs Alan. Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress a Saudi prince, so she can sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, his mother's bra is found in the backseat. After he finds out why it is there, he trades it in. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E03 - A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 3 (02x03)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Missi Pyle
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: Jake is on the verge of getting suspended from school when he gives his teacher Miss Pyle the finger. Charlie tries to save Jake from the suspension by dating her, but fails several times. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 2 (02x02)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Ryan Stiles
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Alan gets upset when he finds out Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician. Charlie points out, however, if she does marry him that Alan's alimony payments will end. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S02E01 - Back Off Mary Poppins
Episode #: Season 2 Episode 1 (02x01)
Director: Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, Bobby Cooper
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Alan finds out that Charlie is part of an exclusive men's group and begs his brother to be a part of it. The group contains Sean Penn, Elvis Costello, Harry Dean Stanton, and Bobby Cooper. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 24 (01x24)
Director: Rob Schiller, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jenna Gering, Terry Rhoads, Byrne Offutt
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 23 (01x23)
Director: Rob Schiller, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Gueststars: Stacey Travis, Cheryl White, Amy Farrington, Yvette Nicole Brown, Kristin Richardson
Rating:
(8.0)Summary: Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 22 (01x22)
Director: Gail Mancuso, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Jane Lynch, Amanda Swisten, Jamie Day, Steffani Brass
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 21 (01x21)
Director: Rob Schiller, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
Gueststars: Heather Locklear, Marc Grapey, Alana De La Garza
Rating:
(7.6)Summary: Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 20 (01x20)
Director: Gary Halvorson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Jane Lynch, Amanda Tosch
Rating:
(7.8)Summary: When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 19 (01x19)
Director: Gail Mancuso, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Teri Hatcher
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 18 (01x18)
Director: Andrew D. Weyman, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Chris O'Donnell, Rebecca McFarland
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 17 (01x17)
Director: Andrew D. Weyman, Jeff Abugov, Eric Lapidus
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Kris Iyer, Vernee Watson-Johnson, Elise Robertson, Ski Carr
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 16 (01x16)
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Jenna Elfman, Juliette Goglia
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 15 (01x15)
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Juliette Goglia, Jenna Elfman
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 14 (01x14)
Director: Rob Schiller, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jeff Abugov
Gueststars: Richard Lewis, J.D. Walsh, Elena Lyons, Nick Toth
Rating:
(7.0)Summary: Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E13 - Sara Like Puny Alan
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 13 (01x13)
Director: Robert Berlinger, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
Gueststars: Lori Lively, Johanna Black
Rating:
(7.0)Summary: Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 12 (01x12)
Director: Robert Berlinger, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Noel Fisher, Lisa Arning, Megan Fox
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 11 (01x11)
Director: Robert Berlinger, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Rebecca McFarland, John Valdetero, Daniel R. Escobar, Lucky Vanous
Rating:
(6.8)Summary: After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 10 (01x10)
Director: Jay Sandrich
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Cristine Rose, George Wyner, Denise Richards
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E09 - Phase One, Complete
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 9 (01x09)
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Christopher Jacobs, Myndy Crist
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 8 (01x08)
Director: Chuck Lorre, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Abigail Mavity, Katelin Petersen, Jacob Urrutia, Sam Lerner, Rhyon Nicole Brown, Deena Dill
Rating:
(7.9)Summary: Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 7 (01x07)
Director: Andy Ackerman, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Gueststars: Kristin Dattilo
Rating:
(7.7)Summary: For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 6 (01x06)
Director: Andy Ackerman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster
Gueststars: Madison Mason, Krista Allen
Rating:
(7.2)Summary: Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 5 (01x05)
Director: Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Gueststars: Eric Allan Kramer, Tricia O'Kelley, Christine Dunford, Liz Vassey
Rating:
(7.4)Summary: After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 4 (01x04)
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Gueststars: Steven Tyler
Rating:
(7.3)Summary: Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 3 (01x03)
Director: Andy Ackerman, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
Writer: Mark Roberts (X), Lee Aronsohn
Gueststars: Darryl Sivad
Rating:
(7.5)Summary: After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 2 (01x02)
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Jeff Abugov
Rating:
(7.1)Summary: Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to normal. (source: www.TVRage.com)
Two and a Half Men - S01E01 - Pilot
Episode #: Season 1 Episode 1 (01x01)
Director: James Burrows
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Gueststars: Eddie Gorodetsky, Louisette Geiss, Don Foster, Eugene Byrd, Jennifer Taylor, Frankie Jay Allison, Tom Wilson, Kristin Bower
Rating:
(6.9)Summary: Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back. (source: www.TVRage.com)
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 The Money Times | Charlie Sheen Returns to Two and a Half Men Seattle Post Intelligencer Despite Charlie Sheen's recent legal woes and seemingly tense contract negotiations, he will return to work next week as Season 8 of Two and a Half Men goes ... Sheen expected back to work next week |
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